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The original manuscript was confiscated from Jerry Undergaarment in 1899 by authority of Her Majesty the Queen who considered it a national treasure. It remained in the custody of the country's most learned scholars who failed to decipher its hieroglyphics for many decades.
Now, after a breakthrough in the technology used to warm lemon juice, the untold story can finally be told. And you can request it below.
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