| Frequently asked Questions: |
Frequently given Answers: |
| What the Hell is it? |
It's a rock musical for the screen |
| Is it really a comedy? |
No |
| Is it funny? |
Yes |
| Is it heartrending and tearjerking? |
Don't make me puke! |
| Is there a ridiculous amount of blood? |
Oh yes! |
| Is J. Edgar Hoover's underwear too shocking? |
It's outrageous |
| Does the show rock? |
Damn right it does! |
| Is there a stage version? |
Working on it |
| Can I download the songs? |
Songs link |
| Can I read the script? |
NO! |
| Can I buy a CD? |
No need, and I hate licking stamps, just download the songs
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| Can I buy those stupid Tarot cards? |
Hey! The Iron Pig Tarot is a serious work of art! Cards Link |
| Can I give you a million dollars to stage it? |
(that one's really frequent) Hmm, ok then. |
| Is it a true story? |
You can't handle the truth! |
| Is the script in the right font? |
Do you want to get punched out? |
| Did you do all this yourself? |
Oh bugger off! |
