Master of the Iron Pig - a Rock Musical
A misererable, bloodthirsty comedy about Death, Magic, Demons, and Hell

Credits

Song Title Written By Character Performed By
01 When the Nightmare is Real Reverend Nice Quentin Guest Scott Kail
02 I'm On Fire Reverend Nice Dr. Henry Jekyll

Scott Kail

03 Bang my Head Reverend Nice

Dr. William Erroneous Winestain
Nurse Crotchet
Insecurity Guard 1
Insecurity Guard 2

Scott Kail
Reverend Nice
Brian Kehew
Johnny D
04 Oooh Doctor! Reverend Nice Death
Moon and Stars
Death
Scott Kail
Scott Kail
Reverend Nice
05 I'm So Fine Reverend Nice Edward Hyde Scott Kail
06 Lovers of the Dream Reverend Nice Husher Usher Scott Kail
07 Born to Fail Reverend Nice Dr. Henry Jekyll
Judge Rum-Polefighter
Perry Basin
Spectator
Clarence Harrow
Scott Kail
Reverend Nice
Reverend Nice
Treacle
Reverend Nice
08 You're Gonna Die Reverend Nice Mary Morphine
Urny Picklejar
The Undead
Scott Kail
Scott Kail
Scott Kail
09 Torpedoes of Love Reverend Nice Cedric Augustus Poole
Ras Putin
Quasi Modo
Submariners
Scott Kail
Scott Kail
Scott Kail
Reverend Nice
10 Don't Wanna Work Reverend Nice Captain Noregard
Policeman 1
Policeman 2
Policeman 3
Policeman 4
Scott Kail
Scott Kail
Brian Kehew
Johnny D
Revrend Nice
11 Highway Reverend Nice Barry
Thrust
Scott Kail
Scott Kail
12 Back to my Grave Reverend Nice Jay Edgar Hoover
Quasi Modo
Ras Putin
Kevin Shakespeare
Mo' Hoover
Scott Kail
Scott Kail
Scott Kail
Scott Kail
Mary Ann Mattellio
13 Sail Away Reverend Nice Dr. Henry Jekyll
Genghis Presley 1
Genghis Presley 2
Genghis Presley 3
Scott Kail
Scott Kail
Scott Kail
Scott Kail
14 Pigfeeder Reverend Nice Backyard Kipling
Genghis Presley 1
Genghis Presley 2
Snivelling pigfeeder 1
Snivelling pigfeeder 2
Snivelling pigfeeder 3
Snivelling pigfeeder 4
Snivelling pigfeeder 5
Snivelling pigfeeder 6
Snivelling pigfeeder 7
Snivelling pigfeeder 8
Snivelling pigfeeder 9
Snivelling pigfeeder 10
Snivelling pigfeeder 11
The whipped 'feeder
Reverend Nice
Scott Kail
Reverend Nice
Scott Kail
Adrian Barnardo
Lardawg
Bill Stickers
Phil Bigge
Keith 'the King' King
Perry Commotion
Mark Fishlowitz
Brian Kehew
Johnny D
Reverend Nice
Treacle
15 Sweet Elephant Man Reverend Nice Johnny Merrick
Quentin Guest
Quasi Modo
Ras Putin
Kevin Shakespeare
Jay Edgar Hoover
Scott Kail
Scott Kail
Scott Kail
Scott Kail
Scott Kail
Scott Kail
16 Long Long Time Reverend Nice Quentin Guest
Quasi Modo
Kevin Shakespeare
Ras Putin
Scott Kail
Scott Kail
Scott Kail
Scott Kail

 

About the Artists
 

Mike Bignold - tarot card restoration artist (drawings) 1899 - 1920.

When the project was explained to Mike, he laughed until his face hurt. Two days passed while the artist drank tea, meditated on the task ahead and perfected the preparations. There were 163,000 crayons, each a different color. There were three pairs of spectacles, which he often wore all at the same time, a remarkable array of quills, pens, pencils, erasers and a stack of blank, white paper. Finally, when everything was ready, Mike tidied the garage.

But soon the job was under way, the laughter was under control and Mike was under the table on a single Scotch. The drawings began to emerge at a dazzling rate. They were drawn, redrawn, lost, mixed up and found again. Mike grasped the idiotic spirit of the project faster than any artist known to man. Improvisation, interpretation and extrapolation followed, until he became alarmingly cavalier about the placement of bats and buckets in the illustrations. Friends began to worry.

His segregation from the other patients eventually afforded him the opportunity for escape. Disguised as a Buddhist Llama, he blended quietly into the English landscape and was last seen climbing a crag in the drizzle.

 

Andy McCubbin - tarot card restoration artist (color) 1899 - 1920.

In 1712, the great Lithuanian Pre-Raphaelite Renaissance master, Andy McCubbin was commissioned to begin work on the color. McCubbin, who wished to remain anonymous, meticulously created each of the 1,203 secret pigments and dyes that would eventually breathe life into the extraordinary characters depicted in the cards. Then he painstakingly hand-painting every pixel on all 52 cards, a lifetime’s work that plunged him into a dark world of magic and terror and swept him to the brink of insanity.

McCubbin’s dialectic nihilism collided with the premise of neocultural deconstructivism so popular with stupid people at the turn of the century. This led to his arrest for Heresy in 1329. McCubbin appealed to the pope for clemency and continued to work on the cards from the comfort of his torture chamber until his release and subsequent exile to New Zealand in 1628. There, he was burned as a witch and finally went into hiding at this address - randy@ihug.co.nz