| 14. Pigfeeder! (Gengis Presley 'The Evangelist')
This little piggy's a career boy, he's found a dumpling wife,
Now he's breeding bacon, and paying with his life!
This little piggy got religion, to save himself from harm.
But the 'big need' was only pig feed and Jesus Christ was just another
farm.
Oi Pigfeeder! Hey Pigfeeder!
Oi Pigfeeder! Hey Pigfeeder!
In school you get your bucket and a spoon to mix the swill
And though your mother loves you, the trough begins to fill
At work you climb the ladder but the rungs are greased with fat.
By the time you get your pension the farmer wants it back.
Hey! Oi! 'Feeder get on down the line my man, I said
Hey! Oi! 'Feeder get on down the line.
The 'feeder Rap
Come on Piggy stop and look,
you're hanging up on the same old hook
The "Feeder Rap" is top grade meat
so get off your tail and trot to the beat
Hey! Oi! 'Feeder get on down the line poor fool
Hey! Oi! 'Piggy feeding is a crime!
Say what do you do when the farmer comes?
Run piggy, run piggy, run, run, run!
Run to the office, run to the grave,
the feeder is the farmer's slave.
Hey! Oi! 'Feeder get on down the line numbskull
Hey! Oi! 'Piggy feeding is a crime!
Snuffle, truffle, rootle, grunt,
they put him down cos he's a runt
His curly tail is filled with woe,
he's an extra in a pig shit show!
Hey! Oi! 'Feeder get on down the line lamebrain
Hey! Oi! piggy, feeding is a crime!
The unsuspecting workers are the bosses favorite tools,
they get on down the line of life and they never break the rules.
Hey! Oi! 'Feeder get on down the line asshole
Hey! Oi! Feeder get on down the line!
Little piggies never feel the pain until they start to fry!
Little piggies just breed again and feed until they die!
Oi, Pigfeeder! Hey, Pigfeeder!
Oi, Pigfeeder Hey, Pigfeeder!
Oi!!
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