| 10. Torpedoes of Love (Cedric 'The Wanker' Poole)
Her tube fit my lonely torpedo,
like a hand in a glove.
Pretty soon we were banging
the bulkheads of love.
I took her down to the engine room,
flooded tubes one through four.
I didn’t blow my ballast boys,
until I’d sealed the watertight door.
I’m hit - by torpedoes...
I’m hit - by torpedoes of love.
Now she’s blown her depth charge boys,
steam coming from my pipes.
I’m running on emergency power,
switching to emergency lights.
Now my love’s got a sinking feeling,
the bubble is ten degrees down.
I’ve got to level the bow planes out
- or I might drown...
I’m hit - by torpedoes...
I’m hit - by torpedoes of love.
The gray lady’s taking me down to crush depth,
I think I’m going to drown.
I should have tied her to the leg of the bed,
back in London town...
My love’s like a lonely torpedo,
lost in a sea of love.
Since she blew her depth charge
of love from above.
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