Master of the Iron Pig - a Rock Musical
A misererable, bloodthirsty comedy about Death, Magic, Demons, and Hell

Lyrics

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  05. I'm So Fine (Edward 'The Flasher' Hyde)

I have to be really evil I have to be really bad
because my mother never loved me
– and neither did my dad!

I'm so fine, I'm so dandy.
Don't touch the hair - don't touch the candy.
Come on be fair - say I'm the one for you.

All the ladies love me
see them calling out for more,
They say, "Will you still respect me?"
when I never did before!
Oh I'm so fine - they have a good time too!

Do you think I came from the astral plane
to see what's on TV?
I say I came from your crime and shame
and you'll be watching me!

I'm so fine, I'm so dandy.
Don’t touch the hair - don't touch the candy
Come on be fair - say I'm the one for you

I found out I'm the Devil
but it doesn't mean I'm bad.
I’ve struggled with it every day
since I was a lad.
Now I can say, I’ve found a way to be glad.

Do you think I came from a UFO
that landed on your soul?
I've been hurled from the underworld
and I'm losing all control!

I'm so fine, I'm so dandy
Don't touch the hair - don't touch the candy.
Come on be fair - say I'm the one for you