Master of the Iron Pig - a Rock Musical
A misererable, bloodthirsty comedy about Death, Magic, Demons, and Hell

Lyrics

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  04. Oooh Doctor (Death)

Oooh Doctor! take heed, I say temptation
does not equal need for what you desire.
Oooh Doctor you'll learn, your soul gets burned
when you play with fire!

Oooh Doctor be warned, already you've become
deformed and deranged by this attraction.
Oooh Doctor it's clear, evil and fear
could drive you to distraction.

Night after night I've been watching you toil.
You know I think its a sly way!
Oh heaven help him who hears the cauldron boil.
I feel a warning in my veins.

I know you're noble, I've seen your dream...
I also know you'll shake and then you'll scream!

Moon and Stars are acting
they pretend they're hot for you.
To make it more distracting
they say, "Oooh doctor oooh!"

Oooh Doctor take care, I say you'll find that the hair
of the dog is carrying danger!
Oooh Doctor just wait, you play but fate
is a mean arranger!

You'll be unbinding a beast of your own,
if I cannot stop you then who can?
Secret deception, you're all on your own,
and I think you'll feel like a new man!

Its the chance of a lifetime, but don't abuse it.
I just want to make you shake before you use it!

Moon and Stars don't really care
what the hell it is you do.
But just to be amusing
they say, "Oooh doctor oooh!"

And as the potion is passing your lips,
you dip the brush into earthquake...
Reach for the sun but beware of eclipse,
you'll feel the heaven and earth shake!

In the name of science you might as well...
but you'll never stop the creeping sands of hell!

Moon and Stars won't interfere
when the choice is up to you.
They just dropped in to watch
you sin and say, "Oooh doctor oooh!"

Oooh doctor don't, don't play doctor!
Don’t play doctor with me.