Master of the Iron Pig

London - the late 1890s. Evil is everywhere. The un-dead walk the streets without a by-your-leave, the non-undead have their own labor unions and the pre-non-un-dead have astounding kung-fu skills. Mrs. Karker gets her eyes poked out.

Deep beneath the earth, Genghis Presley, the Devil's son is plotting world dominion. John Utterson must recruit extraordinary fighting men to go to Hell and rescue the one man who holds the key to Genghis' plan.

Utterson enlists Ras Putin, the mad monk from Yorkshire, Quasi Modo, the Parisian bell ringer and Johnny Merrick, a noted master of the Elephant style, but will it be enough?

The crew set off, but extraordinary villains stand in their way at every step of the journey. They must overcome Barry and Thrust, the twin swordsmen joined at the buttock who guard the gates of Hell. They must defeat the Egyptian known as 'The Sphincter', and survive the onslaught of the arch salesman, Enron Hubbard (Dire Ethics).

Get a look at all these villains and many other strange characters on the Iron Pig Tarot page!

Find out what perils await the crew at the Bridge of Despair and on the River of No Return! Can Johnny Merrick's Elephant style beat the Nun-with-the-Cloven-Hoof? Is J. Edgar Hoover's underwear too shocking? Download all the songs and get a clue!